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December 29, 2004

winter holiday
11:42 PM

One of the commonly envied benefits of life as a teacher are the seasonal breaks. Having worked 14 years in the private sector, I am keenly aware that very few get 2 weeks of vacation at the end of December. While I do enjoy the opportunity to recharge the batteries, I find it to be less of a vacation than one might expect.

Most people do not have 3 young children so most fail to do the math: even on vacation, I am with kids 24/7/365. I am blessed with 2 wonderful sons and a daughter. We've had many great moments together this holiday, but also many not-so-great moments. It's bound to happen when anyone starts spending loads of time with anyone else.

Our 8 year old and middle child, David, seems to be at the center of vortex of negativity. I love him dearly and suspect that much of what is going on with him has to do with strong birth order forces. He is inextricably drawn to enlisting Elizabeth, his junior by 4 years, into his play and then castigating her for her innumerable perceived failures. David also seems to possess an innate ability to locate his older brother, Jack's buttons, and push them endlessly. The cursing would, perhaps, be amusing if he weren't my son.

Sigh.

Cathy has some social worker skills that help in dealing with him in a constructive manner. She also probably has greater reserves of patience because she's not subjected to the same battery of tantrums and tirades that I am.


One thing that happens almost immediately is that the sleep schedule of me and the kids reverts to my natural rhythm, which is up late, wake up late. The freedom is nice. But freedom comes with a price: it disrupts a pretty set routine we have. We watch a show on t.v. (usually The Simpsons), have a snack, brush, and then I read a story for each child before tucking them all in.

I sometimes get cranky herding the children through all of the required tasks each night, so they may not realize how much I have come to enjoy read aloud. David brought home a copy of James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl, which has been a real pleasure. In terms of reading level and literary quality, it is a real step up from what he has been requesting and that has paid off for me as well.

Some other memories that I will treasure from this winter holiday:

  • Enjoying Van Duyn chocolates that were a gift from a student's family as I basked in the glory of the Extended Edition Return of the King DVD Appendices.

  • Walking with Elizabeth to Naked City to buy her mom a Hello Kitty ring and a Starsky & Hutch pin and then later having tapas across the street. (She wasn't really into the bacon-wrapped figs.)

  • After Christmas Eve dinner, running around the table at top speed with the kids singing Jingle Bell Rock at the top of our lungs.

  • Watching John Wayne and Gregory Peck in The Undefeated late into the night as I wrapped gifts, loaded stockings, and built a shelf for Jack.

  • A most welcome surprise of a brief afternoon tangle in the sheets.

  • Playing marathon sessions of Knights of the Old Republic on our newly amped up black box with Jack sitting over my shoulder giving me hell whenever I pretended to choose a Dark Side decision.

  • A couple of sessions of solitude in the local Starbucks with my journal and a rare cup of coffee in a ceramic cup.

  • Taking the first step towards forgiving a family member for their particularly egregious political beliefs.

  • Having time to make a big breakfast every morning for my little ones.

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    December 21, 2004


    advance, then retreat
    07:20 PM | Comments (187)

    I had to get out of the house, so I took the boys on the long drive to Wilsonville. No, not the French village of the Wilson dynasty but the unsightly sprawl south of Portland which is home to Fry's Electronics.

    Our happy Black Box didn't need an upgrade. With an AMD 1700+, 512 Mb RAM, and 64 Mb ATI video card under the hood, it could handle everything we needed -- except Jack's copy of Knight's of the Old Republic. And another title forthcoming from his aunt. Thus the trip.

    A gig of RAM was surprisingly expensive, so I opted for an exceptionally good deal on a 128 Mb ATI video card and an AMD 2400+. After I blew and pulled out hunks of dust from the inside of the box (the product of a strong intake fan, output fan, and a room that is rarely visited by the vacuum cleaner -- pictures later), the video card installation was a breeze, as expected.

    Extracting the old CPU was a pain in the ass because of those ridiculous single-eye heat-sink/fan clamps. The new processor featured a three-eye clamp that was delightfully flexible and responsive. Getting the PC to recognize the capabilities of the new processor proved to be the sticking point, again, as expected. After several visits to the AMD site and several attempts to update my BIOS, I tweaked and prodded my settings until my Black Box, in a fit of pique, refused to send a signal to the monitor.

    And now it is in the shop. I write to you now courtesty of the Belmont branch of the library.

    I do hope it is a simple matter of settings and not some sort of devastation of the hardware...

    [This is the point where I open up comments and Earl chastises me for my technological incompetence.]




    anyone surprised?
    06:53 PM

    From the state that brought us Enron and The Embarrassment-in-Chief: Dozens of Texas schools appear to have cheated on state tests.



    December 13, 2004


    farewell, bob gjessing
    09:07 PM

    I just got the call: my great uncle, Bob Gjessing, died today.

    Uncle Bob was always in my eyes a hip guy. He worked his whole life in advertising in New York City. Bob was a diehard Manhattanite. He was the first person we contacted when I found out I would be playing at Avery Fischer Hall in 1984.

    I don't know how hard it was to get tickets to Letterman in the early years, but he did it for me. Bob took me on a brisk walking tour from mid-town all the way to Battery Park. He also came to the concert and bought me a drink (I was 19 and legal in NYC back then!) afterwards at the bar across the street from Lincoln Center.

    Bob was of 100% Norwegian descent. He was, of course, my beloved and departed Grandmother Polly Eades' brother. And that is one more reason I am sad to see him go.

    Goodnight and bless you, Bob.




    the call to serve
    08:54 PM | Comments (0)

    I got the letter last month: my first jury duty summons. I didn't have to think twice -- I'd be there.

    We all make the same complaint: would you really want to be judged only by those who have free time during the day? But even before my first day, I know that's a stereotype. I also know full well that I might get there and be sent away. It's just the nature of the beast.

    All the same, I've had to put in a tremendous amount of work in preparation. I assessed, scored, and logged a mountain of writing, math and vocabulary tests, and homework this weekend, in addition to creating newsletters and new assignments. Today, after teaching (new student - we're back up to 29 - a little too big for elementary school) I went about planning and prepping every minute of the next two days - a laborious process after a hard weekend. It kept me quite late after a night of less than 5 hours sleep.

    It's important to me to do my duty as a citizen -- especially when it's inconvenient.



    December 12, 2004


    cathy's new birthday tattoo
    09:12 PM | Comments (582)

    2004 1210 cathy new tattoo 2.jpg

    (That's the 'tiger' kanji next to the sword.)



    December 08, 2004


    bitter truths yield the most delicious satire
    08:57 PM

    "Wal-Mart Announces Massive Rollback on Employee Wages"



    December 06, 2004


    brush with greatness: tyler hilton
    08:54 PM | Comments (0)

    A month and a half ago, I spent a day in Nike's PE2GO training. The big ideas in the new PE philosophy are: 1) keep kids moving, 2) de-emphasize competition and focus on personal improvement, 3) use music to energize students, and 4) make it fun. (Yes, most of the reasons people hated PE had nothing to do with fitness and everything to do with meaningless bullshit like dodgeball.)

    The training was led by a PE PhD named Christy Hilton. She kept 20 elementary teachers moving and learning all day and did a great job. At the end of the session she gave away various door prizes like Nike t-shirts and stuff. One of the prizes was an EP of her son's music. It looked pretty good so I snagged it. A few days later while I was preparing lesson plans I tossed it in the player.

    Pretty damn good! Two weeks later he's on MTV.




    December 05, 2004


    fresh memories of japan - kobe 3
    07:19 PM

    In June, I spent 15 wonderful days in Japan. I was head chaperone of a group of 46 fifth grade students who had completed their sixth year in a partial immersion Japanese program.

    The work that led up to the trip was daunting. Raising that much money was stressful on our class community. The complex logistics made tremendous demands on the trip planning committee (of which I was a member). We ran face first into a bus capacity issue which meant cutting a chaperone. As the head chaperone, I was the heavy. And it was a miserable position to be in.

    Using all of my diplomatic skills, I worked with all of the parties and made the call. And immediately cutting a chaperone, I received a uniquely ill-timed withdrawal, followed by another withdrawal in protest of the decision to cut a chaperone (even though our hands were tied).

    On the last day of my first year of teaching, I took my son, Jack, to the doctor with a sore stomach and emerged 14 hours later from an emergency appendectomy. He would, of course, miss the flight. (A wonderful family friend brought him a week later.)

    I tell you all of this to let you know how high the debit ledger had risen on this trip. It needed to be an amazing trip.

    And it was.

    ...

    You join the trip now on about day 12. We are in Kobe.

    After a partial day at the host school, I did not realize we were on a marathon trajectory. The parents in my host family took us to a Denny's-like restaurant under the shadow of the Kobe freeway. I had a surprisingly good yakisoba. At the table next to us a sprawling group of young gents joked and played cards.

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    Afterwards, our hosts took us shopping at an impressive Kobe department store, Daimaru. It was everything you might expect in a Japanese shopping experience: clean, friendly, and well ordered. Goods ranged well into the high end with expensive jewelry and dinnerware. The tea ceremony shop had cups and kettles of exquisite beauty.

    My host family very graciously purchased a lovely deep blue noren with a traditional flower pattern on it for me. It hangs in the doorway behind me as I type this.

    An elderly gentleman stopped my fellow chaperone and room mate. "American? American?"

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    Yamamoto-san translated for us. It turns out that this man served for many years in the Japanese Navy (or the Merchant Marines, we couldn't tell which). When we told him that we were from Portland, we learned that he had traveled to our port many times over his career at sea. He quickly volunteered a careworn but carefully preserved sepia-toned image from his wallet:

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    I was deeply moved by this spontaneous outreach and we thanked him many times for sharing his story with us.

    My room mate, Brandy, is something of a kendo freak. He has traversed the Portland metro area many times to attend his dojo. Brandy brought all of his considerable gear, and needless to say, he was anxious to make use of it here in the birthplace of his sport.

    His persistence paid off. A Kobe dojo was located and we made straight for it from Daimaru. The trip took us into a slightly seedy side of Kobe on this sultry summer evening. We climbed four floors on the external stairway. Brandy introduced himself to the sensei of the dojo. He shared the name of his dojo and the name of his sensei. And that was it. He was welcome.

    We waited on the rooftop with this curiously satisfying view of Kobe.

    0406 view from roof of dojo building.jpg

    And a short time later, Brandy emerged.

    0406 brandy emerges in kendo gear on rooftop.jpg

    In the dojo, the sensei presided over his students and called out commands, sometimes punctuated by a taiko-like drum.

    I spent the next 3 hours mostly riveted by the action. The dojo is honor-bound to whack the crap out of Brandy. To do any less would be disrespecting him.

    0406 kendo dojo bout imminent.jpg

    And I would say that he acquitted himself rather well. There is much to commend kendo. The padded armor and intense mask. The bamboo swords called shinai clacking and cracking as they connect in a flurry of lightning strokes. The battle cries springing forth in fury from the chests of the youngest boy to the oldest woman.

    Here, Brandy and his opponent let their momentum carry them past each other after they exchange blows.

    0406 pass after strike.jpg

    The varnish of the floor of the dojo has been completely worn away by the feet of countless generations of duelists.

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    Respect. Discipline. Aesthetics. And a deep appreciation for tradition.

    The evening at the kendo dojo in Kobe left a lasting impression on me. Brandy lost about 10 pounds in sweat but left with a beatific smile.



    December 01, 2004


    there is a grain of truth in it
    08:49 PM | Comments (0)

    A student: "I give credit to Mr. Naze for being the best teacher ever."

    A veteran substitute teacher assisting in my classroom this morning: "I really enjoyed your math lesson."




    this just in...
    08:46 PM | Comments (0)

    "Iraq adopts terror alert system."



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